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In the beginningSunday, February 17, 2002
Genesis 2:7-9, 3:1-7 I want to tell you the story 'bout a girl named Anne...Anne is the third main character in Eric Coble's New Morality play, "Virtual Devotion." Six thousand years or so after Eve's fall, Anne is born to a powerful, charismatic evangelist and his strong-willed, creative wife. Their family is not marked by clear communication or appropriate responsibility-taking. Her parents fly apart finally, one of them taking to the air waves, the other watching and waiting for a miracle. Anne does not reject her parents' religion. Indeed, she embraces it with her whole being. It is the only thing that can save her. She is young, trusting, idealistic. She takes a job fund-raising from her apartment telephone, given the task of raising $75,000 to send Bibles to poor children in Rwanda. Out of her lack of success, out of her problems, out of her prayers, two opportunities arise. When her phone number is mistaken on television for a 900-confession line, she takes a call from a cynical money trader smitten with guilt. Anne's idealism and certainty convinces the broker to give her a futures' contract on gold, which could be worth much more than $75,000 if the price of gold goes up. For that to happen there must be a national crisis. A few minutes later, another confessor calls in. He has AIDS, third or fourth generation AIDS, transmitted through the air, a "mystery plague" that marks its victims and sends them without doubt to the trash heap. No one will touch or talk to or love a person with "mystery plague." Those people have been cursed by God. She recognizes the caller's voice, not only from the television but from her childhood. "Dad?" "Anne?!!!?" The evangelist, Reverend Pete, has told no one about his disease. He certainly doesn't want his daughter to know. He tries to back away, from the words already out of his mouth. Too late. The stage is set for Anne's second opportunity. Her boss is busy and gives her a chance to do the children's story hour on television that very day. The props and script arrive just in time, along with the mobile mini-camera that beams its signal to the transmitters, sending the story around the world...Radio-Free-Earth grown all up. Cute Adam and Eve puppets, a long red stuffed snake, and a short script give Anne lots of room for ad-libs. The story turns a corner when Anne's "Good puppet, bad snake!" becomes personal. Anne hates Satan, she hates evil. Her eyes fill up with tears, she begins to beat the snake. She shouts at him, she hates him, she shakes him up and down and smashes his red swollen body on the desk and on the floor and tells him to die, and...then the beeper goes off, children's story hour is over, the TV station has undoubtedly gone to commercial. No time for Anne to recap the moral of this Bible story. The viewers loved it. Their calls have her boss reeling with joy. Anne is a new celebrity. In the flush of victory an idea pops into her head. She calls CNN and anonymously reports her father's illness. Reverend Pete! The sweet savior of the most popular show on TV, "Mature Christians for Christ," with the mystery plague! Is nothing sacred, nothing secure? What better way to send the price of gold heavenward! With this revelation Reverend Pete is cast out to the street, one more scapegoat for an irresponsible world. Anne rushes toward success. That same night she gets the religious hour on Home Shopping Network. As she sells screensavers and mousepads, her father finds his way to the camera and makes a final bid for the people's acceptance. Callers jam the lines, insisting that she cut herself off from him. "Yes," or "No," the callers demand an answer. Her mother Ruth, estranged from both of them for years, awakens from her slumber, tries to push her call through, determined to keep the family together. She wants to donate $500,000 to Reverend Pete, hoping to turn the public tide. She stays on hold. In the chaos Jesus, unmistakable to the audience in his sandals, white robe, sky blue sash and beautiful hands, walks on camera, looks at Anne, looks at the camera, raises his arms ... "Don't you know me?" She does not. Forced to act with little forethought, knowing the end will justify the means, she rejects her father. "No!" she wails. "I do not know him." The caller is pleased. "In that case, I'll have the mousepad," she says. Despite a short electrical blackout, the world returns quickly to normal. Except for Anne. She is on a roll. Later that night, waking up her boss, she is strung out rushing into plans for the future. There is nothing gonna stop them, already making plans for a half-hour Super Bowl spot. She shivers with excitement, redolent with power, ready for anything. Beating up that snake was just the thing. Lord, you said "Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good." You have shown me the end. Let me also see the means. |